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Dear Minx, I am planning a vacation to Tahiti in the Fall. I am going with my boyfriend, who I know will want to have sex on the beach. My question is: how does one avoid getting sand in uncomfortable places while engaged in such an activity? -Sandy Dear Sandy, I know how difficult it is straining a drink through the teeth to remove sand particles. My recommendation is to either ask for a cup with a lid, or consume your pineapple juice, Chambord, and Midori concoction at the bar. Dear Minx, Are menages-a-trois only done in France? -Amy and the "Pep Boys" Dear Amy and Co., If I remember correctly, there are three Pep Boys, so that would make you a menage-a-quatre. Dear Minx, Will my new penis ring set off the metal detector at the airport? Peter in Pitt Dear Peter, Very possible. It would be quite amusing to watch security frisk you. Just how "recent" is your conditon? Just hope you don't get patted down too hard (so to speak). Dear Minx, My boyfriend wants to become a member of the Mile High Club. Does this mean he has to move to Denver? I would love to help, but I don't want to move! -Afraid of Heights in MI Dear Afraid, Umm...no change in residence is required to become a member of the Mile High Club. However, if you do not get over your acrophobia, you will not be able to assist him properly in his induction. And I am afraid that having sex in an airplane that is still on the ground will not count. Dear Minx, My wife and I recently watched a film titled "Trains, Planes, and Automobiles." I am afraid that she has the hots for John Candy, and I found myself getting jealous. However, since we are taking a vacation to Canada via train, renting a car there, then flying back, my seeing it gave me some ideas to spice up our trip, during each mode of transportation. Do you think it is a good idea to try them out? -Not the Candy Man Dear Not, Why not? If you are a portly man, all the better. Just don't be too disturbed when your wife cries out "John! John!" during your activities.

Dear Minx, I had a terrible luggage mix-up recently and ended up with a woman's suitcases instead of my own. I was without my own suit-and-tie wardrobe for three days while the airline searched for my bags. I had to buy clothes in the interim, but found myself strangely drawn to the contents of the strange suitcases. One evening I tried on a bra and panties and slept in them. I must admit I was titillated. What does this mean? -Sleeveless in Seattle Dear Sleeveless, I see a subscription to Victoria's Secret catalogs in your future, and not just to look at the pictures. Dear Minx, Earlier this year, I visited New Orleans, where I was repeatedly asked to show my "tits". I did not want to be ostracised, so of course I obliged. To my pleasant surprise, I was given jewelry in return. I have never encountered this before; is this a custom peculiar to the region? -Marti Grace Dear Marti, You did not mention what kind of jewelry you received for your flash. I personally would not do it unless the baubles in question were spangled with diamonds and sapphires. But I imagine that I would be required to do more than merely show off my assets for such a magnanimous gift. Dear Minx, How does one get stains out of automobile upholstery? -Stain Master Dear Stain, I don't know, but suggest consulting with the personal dry cleaner to the White House. Apparently they are well-versed in removing stubborn stains of many sorts. Dear Minx, I am planning a trip to Dallas, Texas, for business. Recently I saw a movie titled "Debbie Does Dallas". Is Debbie a fictional character or is this a biographical drama? I checked in all the Fodor's travel guides, but saw no mention of her. If she is as talented as the film portrays, I would think her to be a "tourist attraction". Should I ask my travel agency about this? What should I do? -Eager4Beaver Dear Eager, I wouldn't pester your poor travel agent about this, he or she most likely will not be able to help you. You should just visit the red-light district in Dallas and ask any bar owner about Debbie. You will most likely find an assortment of eager "tourist attractions" available to "show you the sights."

Dear Minx, I am a flight attendant for a major airline. I often find that the pressurized cabin air is very drying. Do you suggest a particular moisturizer to use on long flights? -Jenn Air Dear Jenn, I can understand how frustrating it must be to passengers when an attendant must leave the "me" off of the "coffee, tea or..." offer because of an inconvenient dryness problem. If it is a breakfast flight, try some bacon grease, or even jelly, making sure that is is seedless and of course, not marmalade. Hope this helps. Dear Minx, On long road trips with my girlfriend, I enjoy being pleasured while I am driving. My girlfriend is always ready and willing to accomodate me, so I feel rather guilty that I cannot reciprocate in kind. You see, she does not drive. How do you suggest that I do for her what she does for me without having an accident? -Driving Me Crazy Dear Crazy, Such a conscientious person you are! I commend you on your desire to "do unto others", but am afraid there is no easy way to accomplish what you seek without a major hassle or at least a traffic violation of some sort. How about sneaking into an arcade late at night and practicing on one of those driving games with the attached seat? All of the thrill with little death or dismemberment. Dear Minx, I am planning a cross country trip for a month. I am going with a female friend of mine. Since I am not a lesbian, but will still "have needs", what type of toys, paraphernalia, and the like do you recommend. I can bring extra batteries, but would also like something I can plug into my cigarette lighter. -Suzanne in DC Dear Suzanne, My suggestion is in the "when in Rome" vein - since you will be stopping in various places across the country on your jaunt, why not find out what the locals use for their need fufillment? Try visiting farmer's markets for fresh produce - nothing like a good vine-ripened crook-neck squash or cucumber to do the trick. As a bonus, they are completely biodegradable, and no batteries needed!

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