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Dear Minx, I am quite a shy man, and have never seen a woman in the nude. I was wondering if it would be a good idea to go to the local art school and try to get into a life drawing class? ~Dick Pencil Dear Dick, I think it's a fine idea - voyeur artiste! Just make sure you keep your hand on the brush and not anything else, so as not to "arouse" suspicion! Dear Minx, I am interested in Swing. I wonder if you could tell me the best way to find a partner with which I can participate in this social activity. My wife doesn't want to have anything to do with it. ~LQQin4Partner Dear LQQin, Let me get one thing straight first: are you referring to Swing dancing or Swing lifestyle (in which couples exchange sexual partners)? In either case, I am sure you can find clubs listed for your geographic area on the Internet. Dear Minx, My boyfriend is about to give up hope on me. I turn on the television every night and lose myself in the Food Network. I am obsessed with these male chefs who talk in strong regional accents...I love to watch them fondle and mix the food...but it's ruining my life. Don't tell me to cancel cable, because my boyfriend pays for it! What should I do? ~Emeril Lover Dear Lover, I, too, share your fondness for the Food Network and the sexy chefs who play with thier food. I stay up at night, often wondering how one (or two) of them might be in bed.... :::waking up::: Perhaps you could suggest a night in the kitchen with your boyfriend? Turn off the tv, no matter how difficult, and prepare a lavish meal together, perhaps one with aphrodesiac qualities. You might find that it's the cooking, and not the cooks, that really turns you on. |
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Dear Minx, Since I got my new job (with a 20,000/year raise) my sex life has gone to hell. My boyfriend can't seem to get an erection. Are the two events related? ~Not Gettin' Any Dear Not, I feel for you. Unfortunately, a man's "manliness" (always questionable to me) is often tied to his ability to provide. For some bizarre reason, some men prefer helpless, weak women as opposed to strong-willed, independent, successful ones. I would say your new salary threatens him, especially if he is not making as much. Well, tough titties. Time to find a richer man! Dear Minx, My girlfriend and I like to have sex in adventurous places, especially in public. The one place where we would love to have a sexual adventure is an amusement park. However, we have not been able to figure out exactly how to accomplish this in a crowd. Do you have any suggestions? ~Roller Coaster Man Dear Roller, A public are, especially one where children are rampant, is NOT the place for sexual misconduct. Exhibitionism is best left for the cheezy porno shelf at the local video store, not in a family-oriented venue. Dear Minx, Is there any evidence to back up that old claim that "a blow job a day keeps the doctor away"? ~Concerned MD Dear Concerned, It appears that you have it all wrong. The saying goes "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." If it were as you thought, you would certainly have more patients. :) |
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Dear Minx, I am head-over-heels in love with a very pretty girl who is in one of my life-drawing classes, but I don't think she knows I am alive. How can I get her attention subtly? ~VanGogh Dear Van, Your name frightens me. Although Vincent Van Gogh was a remarkable painter, he was also rather mentally instable. I do not recommend following in his footsteps and cutting off your ear for the girl. However, there is another body part you could cut off to show that you were really interested. Unfortunately, without it you would be of even less use than you would be with it. Dear Minx, I am considering a group scene with my husband and another man. My husband has agreed to it on the condition that he does not have to touch the other man. Truthfully, part of the turn-on of this threesome for me would be to have the guys get it on. How do I talk him into it? ~Kinky in CT Dear Kinky, Think of it this way: if your husband wanted to have a threesome with you and another woman would you "get it on" with her? If not, then you can understand your husband's hesitation. But if you still want to go through with this, try drugging your husband first. In that state, it might be easier to convince him that the other man is really a very homely woman with a bit of a hormone problem. Dear Minx, I am very sexually attracted to gardeners and landscape artists. Bulbs, pistils, stamens...I just LOVE that kind of talk. Am I sick? ~Green Thumb Dear Thumb, No, you are not sick, just into asexual reproduction. OK, you might be a tad sick there. |
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