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Dear Minx,
My problem is this: I love to perform oral sex on my boyfriend. Although I think I do it very well I like to keep things fresh and lively in the bedroom...or the living room....or the kitchen, the car, wherever we may be. I was thinking that it would be fun to try it while I had PopRocks in my mouth. Wouldn't you think the micro explosions would make him blow a gasket? However, I am not sure if they will hurt him in any way. Please help me.
-PopRocsGrl
Dear Grl,
I do not think the "micro explosions" would harm your boyfriend. It's doubtful that they would give him much pleasure though either. I think you will just end up with a sticky mess in the end (stickier than usual.)



Dear Minx,
Is it appropriate or ladylike for a woman to smoke a cigar in public?
-StogieEnvy
Dear Envy,
When is it ever appropriate or ladylike for a woman to put a large cylindrical object in her mouth in public?




Dear Minx,
What sort of alcohol best camouflages the flavor of a "Mickey" slipped into one's drink? Is there a particular beer that might be most compatible with roofies?
-Typical AOL Male
Dear Typical,
Perhaps you should choose your dates with more care. If you must drug your dates to get them to have sex with you, then you are apparently dating women with much more class and taste than you possess. Look around; I am sure you can do worse and score in the future.






Dear Minx,
One of my girlfriends just got a sensitive part of her anatomy pierced. I was wondering if having a wardrobe of jewelry was appropriate for this area, as is a collection of rings for the hands. If so, should I purchase some little trinket for her?
-RingAroundTheRosey
Dear Ring (or should I call you Rosey?),
In my opinion, a ring is only an appropriate gift if it is of precious metal and encrusted with gemstones. Platinum and diamonds is a favorite combination of mine, although for that area, a ring of that sort might prove cumbersome and heavy. Oh well, she can't have expected to be comfortable.



Dear Minx,
I find myself being wildly attracted to a male friend who smokes cigars. I have even tried smoking them myself, and although I find them revolting, there is something magical about holding one in my hand. Is there something wrong with me?
LilDick@prodigy.com
Dear Dick,
Sometimes a cigar is merely a cigar, but in your case, I think it's probably your true sexual nature coming to a head (so to speak). Please take this into consideration when you start worrying about if it is properly cut or not.


Dear Minx,
I have been informed, by many sources, that my fiancé is unfaithful to me. I have never seen any evidence of this. Should I believe it?
Blind in Missequah
Dear Blind,
So you wouldn't believe that your fiancé was a serial killer until you found strange body parts in your fridge or sticking out of your flower bed? If other people see it, and you don't, you're probably hopeless. I'm sure you will find out eventually.
Dear Minx,
While I was walking down the street on my way to lunch one day, a construction worker whistled at me and then offered to purchase a piece of jewelry for me. At least, I think that was what he said; I was flustered and walked quickly away. The next afternoon, the same thing happened. Clearly, this man is attracted to me and is generous. Should I take him up on his offer?
Dimwit in Dover
Dear Dimwit,
Lemme guess - he offered you a pearl necklace, right? My advice is to keep walking, dear. He's not offering the real thing; in fact, it's a far inferior and short-lived imitation. Take him up on it if he offers rubies, however.




Dear Minx,
I am so confused! I keep hearing "dipping" mentioned with reference to cigars in the Monica/Bill scandal. Knowing their propensity for snack foods, does this refer to using a cigar in place of vegetables or chips with a sour-cream-based dip? It doesn't sound very tasty to me, but then I have never been trendy. Please explain.
Voted4Dole@aol.com
Dear Voted,
Ha ha ha! :::::wiping eyes:::: Hmm..well...ahhh....there is snacking and cream involved somehow, I am sure.... Wonder if Bill did any double-dipping? :::still chuckling:::::




Dear Minx,
If diamonds are a girl's best friend, then why do we need men?
-Marilyn in CA
Dear Marilyn,
I often ponder that myself. But I have come up with a reason: to buy the diamonds!


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