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A Little Titbit:
The word "Acerebral" means "without a brain." A word for which there would at first sight appear to be of no use, since no entity to which there would be any point in applying the term could in fact possess this attribute. However, recent researches into the central nervous system of AOL users have conclusively demonstrated the need for such a word.

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Homunculus. n. Manikin. A wonderfully offensive word for the modern miss to use in addressing any male of less than average height, especially in the process of deterring unwelcome advances on his part. Happily, there appears to be no female counterpart.

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Ithyphallic. a. Obscene, impure, indecent. From the phallus carried in Bacchic festivals. The slight similarity of the prefix to ichthyo (to do with fish) may enable you venture upon some little game of your own devising with your Aunt Peggy who keeps tropical fish. In fact, some of the doings of her Egyptian Mouthbreeders, her Kissing Gouramis, or her Slippery Dicks may well deserve the above epithet.

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Lubricity. n. Lasciviousness, lewdness, oiliness. A marvelously nasty word. Can be used nonpejoratively to mean smoothness or slipperiness, e.g., of fate - but why waste such an insinuative word on such mundane uses?

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