Translation
I notice that ignorant people whine and complain when others use big words instead of the little words they use. I guess these whiners can't understand that English is full of all kinds of words, big ones and little ones, and so they think those of us who prefer big ones are just snotty.
Ok, maybe it is mean of me to talk this way if some people don't understand. But I am not going to speak your language just because you are too lazy to reach for the dictionary. Of course, it might be that some of you are just plain stupid, which is sad. I like to learn new things everyday. I think it's fun to learn new words and use them too. When I do, you stupid people just whine and complain. I have to laugh at this, because I know that you all are just upset that you have no idea what I am talking about and are jealous. If your insults are meant to hurt me, they don't. They only make me laugh at you more. Words can hurt, and if you don't understand them, you are the one who is the victim.
Those of you who can't read beyond the second grade level will just have to deal with it - I'm smarter than you. Maybe if you learn to speak, I'll talk to you.
The above version was very difficult for me to write. I can't imagine what it's like to have such a limited vocabulary!